fruit ninja days

referring to a time period where one self harms or cuts themselves

I cant send you thigh pics because of my fruit ninja days.

by ktkills January 25, 2024

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va-ninja

A person who stans Horror ninja Vanja, also known as Vanja.

"dude did you see that hilarious and wonderful tweet vanja just made?"

"oh robert youre such a va-ninja!"

by fairybelled October 24, 2020

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A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.

Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"

by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011

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Ninja

Angry Fortnite streamer with red hair

has hot wife

Diagnosed with ligma

played with drake once

Yo did you hear? Ninja has ligma

FUCK YOU KID, YOU'RE ADOPTED

by XxCocksucker69xX February 2, 2019

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Ninja Writer

Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.

"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"

"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."

by NCrash December 17, 2011

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Ninja

The act of spying or checking up thoroughly on someone through their online profiles. E.g. Facebook, blogs

Hey do you suppose you can help me ninja on the girl we just met in the pantry?

I wonder what kind of topics she likes, maybe I should ninja her blog.

by lordknn November 26, 2010

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