Ninja

Asian David

Damn it Ninja where is my phone?

by Adrianna Bell April 24, 2015

Pillow-Ninja

A straight up WARRIOR in the Bedroom!

—“Do you think they are good in bed?,

-“Trust me, they’re a damn Pillow-Ninja!”

by Dee Empty November 13, 2022

puddle ninja

a person who runs around and splashes people with puddles

guy 1: awww man, that puddle ninja got me
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas

by wu ninja clan November 25, 2012

Ninja

The 22nd best streamer that streams mostly Fortnite and only Fortnite because his chat will scream and yell like 10-year-olds if he changes the game. He is also known for passing away from Ligma who also includes Supreme Patty. Also, is a big hypocrite when it comes to bullying (omegalul) as there are clips shown of him cussing out people and yelling at them in the game.

Virgin Male: "Have u herd abot ninja?"
Other Male: "DUDE! ISN'T THAT THE DUDE WHO DIED FROM LIGMA?"
Virgin Male: "No, it's leik 1 of teh best stremurs on witch, he playes fornight"

by Nuclearbeat21 July 22, 2018

wedding ninja

An service worker generally at a wedding or event, that will continually monitor all plates out. And if left unattended for 15 seconds said plates will be taken and your food will be lost

Originally coined by ponzi

The wedding ninjas took my plate again. I was gone for 10 seconds

by OG Ponzi March 31, 2021

Ninja

A real thing that has been so stereotyped by TV that now people think its fake. It is a person who trains in the art of ninjutsu (an art in the bujinkan) otherwise known as budo, the current grand master is Masaaki Hatsumi, who lives in japan.

Person who actually trains in an ancient japanese martial art: "I'm a ninja."
Ignorant person: *Does karate kid pose mockingly*

by ElmoPope May 18, 2022

ninja

A person, usually part of a group, who kidnaps loved ones and friends unexpectedly and cuts off all communication to that person for extended periods of time, until its demands are met, usually involving pizza or other greasy foods.

The ninjas kidnapped her! We might never see her again, unless we give them each slices of pizza!

by Ninjafied August 27, 2009