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ninja

A person, usually part of a group, who kidnaps loved ones and friends unexpectedly and cuts off all communication to that person for extended periods of time, until its demands are met, usually involving pizza or other greasy foods.
The ninjas kidnapped her! We might never see her again, unless we give them each slices of pizza!
by Ninjafied August 27, 2009
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ninja

a person that you have a crush on
girl 1: i can't find that ninja anywhere!
girl 2: who?
girl 3: that totally hot guy she has been crushing on.
by bizzy5454 July 28, 2011
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Ninja turtled

When a person get siblings to fight someone
Guy 1: yo josh got jumped yesterday
Guy 2: yeah heard he got ninja turtled
by Generally-Sheev September 27, 2018
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Ninja

A friendly and good looking girl with a charasmatic personality. Outgoing and a loyal friend who would stand up for anyone.
Very active and good at almost any sport. Has a great body. Usually brown or dark hair due to Spanish genes.
Darker skin tone.
Fits well with a Max, a Marc, a Matteo or a Robbin.
Should never be underestimated in any way. Good looking and will have successfully accomplished all dreams.
Hey ninja...how's football practice going?
by Urban dictionary 22415 December 14, 2017
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wedding ninja

An service worker generally at a wedding or event, that will continually monitor all plates out. And if left unattended for 15 seconds said plates will be taken and your food will be lost

Originally coined by ponzi
The wedding ninjas took my plate again. I was gone for 10 seconds
by OG Ponzi March 31, 2021
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Ninjas

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Sorry, ninjas could not be found
by BRICK NINJA April 6, 2021
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Grill Ninja

1. A culinary master who's highly skilled in the kitchen.

2. A philosophy of creative endeavor where your mind is sneaky and does unexpected things and then you execute that unknowable intent with skill and ability. It can be cooking - but also art, dancing, your taxes, expressing the thing you are afraid to accomplish. You must embrace your foolishness, but practice at being a skilled fool to do it right - as if you danced with spatulas well enough to impress people. It is a way of learning to be a master, true mastery comes with mastering who you are.
1. Man, Tad had that barbecue and not just made ribs and salmon for that homeless shelter, but also one first place in the sauce contest! What a Grill Ninja!!

2. Oh snap! I was at the bank having the worst day and then this guy came by doing some kind of Flamenco dance with a wizard hat, twirling a spatula, in a red suit. He looked at me and said, "I am a Grill Ninja, and This is the Way." He danced his way around a corner and I never saw him again. It made me feel like I could be myself, and it made me feel alive.
by Grillninja February 14, 2023
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