A mouth that sucked a dick while the dick was in “cock print mode” so now the mouth doesn’t even look as attractive as it did before
by Puffy vagina serum November 28, 2022
When someone says something stupid and you mumble a sassy response as you walk away. Usually followed by acting dumb. Wherein you pretend you didn’t say anything and don’t know what’s going on.
Stupid person: Ugh, I’m so broke.
You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)
Stupid Person: What did you say?
You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.
You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)
Stupid Person: What did you say?
You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.
by Auto Christian March 13, 2019
A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
by The River Walker October 08, 2020
an exclamation of extreme displeasure when words such as shit, bollocks and cock just aren't enough.
by stealthy_ginger June 18, 2011
When you leave a little bit of mayo or sauce on the corner of your mouth after eating, and it looks like remnants of sexual activity.
by nico-p November 14, 2018
by Kuehlstein April 26, 2018
1) When one has a severe lack of water
2) When one is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or a fictional character
Credit to my friend Eternal for the term idea
2) When one is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or a fictional character
Credit to my friend Eternal for the term idea
1) “Man I need a drink, I feel like I have desert mouth...”
2) “Have you heard about Jacob? He’s had desert mouth for that pink-haired girl from that anime lately”
2) “Have you heard about Jacob? He’s had desert mouth for that pink-haired girl from that anime lately”
by ThaLordTachanka August 02, 2021