If you are a Jordan John, that means that you are a little Asian grandchild immigrant who braids armpit hair for a living. You have an intense OBSESSION towards all other races and you eat rabbit or deer meat only. Your favorite movie is How the Grinch Stole Christmas because you look like the Grinch. You are also incredibly overweight.
by truthteller34534343 April 8, 2019
Get the Jordan John mug.Inventor of Apple. Propa goat, propa memer, can crank on kids, wants to join your culture because he's a goat. He touched his own leg at 5 years old.
John Stamosos
by vipzhere September 24, 2019
Get the John Stamosos mug.A term for a person who is very short has a big head and is extremely unfunny. He or she can normally be found jerking off a homeless man
by Duck0 October 12, 2019
Get the John Deluca mug.When your still standing during or after a massive bender
by Captain Cokeface August 6, 2019
Get the Elton John mug.The act of jerking off, or stroking your cock while engaging in intercourse. The act has one, two, and three finger variants; however, the three finger variant is the original form. Performed by inserting your pointer finger, up to and including your middle and ring fingers, into the woman's vagina under the shaft of your penis. Then gripping around the shaft leaving the thumb exposed over the top near the clitoris. Once held into position you proceed to stroke yourself while performing intercourse.
Ex 1:
Man A to Friend A:
"Last night was wild, I even gave her the Ol' John Handcocker."
Ex 2:
"Angelique's pussy was so loose and wet I had to give her the ol' John Handcock to finish us off."
Man A to Friend A:
"Last night was wild, I even gave her the Ol' John Handcocker."
Ex 2:
"Angelique's pussy was so loose and wet I had to give her the ol' John Handcock to finish us off."
by TeoDee September 13, 2017
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A white stereotype, mostly depicted as an old business manager who wants to be HIP and COOL with memes and popular music (Filthy Frank often uses him as a person behind shitty commercials which try to be relevant with millenials)
Example: This commercial is again made by a fucking John Johnson. Just look at the shitty memes and electronic music.
by Speedfox64 October 27, 2017
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