by i hate john mettee February 22, 2020
Get the john mettee mug.JAMIE!!!! GO GET JIMMY JOHNS FOR DINNER NOT CHIPOTLE I ALREADY ORDERED IT YOU JUST HAVE TO PICK IT UP!!! Jamie: ok mum i just wanted TO GET FUCKING CHIPOTLE JESUS CHRIST!!!
by ItzYaboiAC November 11, 2020
Get the Jimmy Johns mug.John fisher is a school full of smelly batty boys. Boys who take the 154 are smelly they think that they have big cocks when I can leak any of them in just one second. Most of the mandem are trash. They think that they are bad. They say they make the 154 live when truly it’s the girls because before they come the bus is already lit so they can suck on each other 1 inch cock.
Girl 1:Omds is that John fishers
Girl 2:Yes they are gonna ruin the vibe ugh
Everyone else: FOR REALLL
Girl 2:Yes they are gonna ruin the vibe ugh
Everyone else: FOR REALLL
by Johnfisberisshit June 9, 2020
Get the John fisher mug.The act of jerking off, or stroking your cock while engaging in intercourse. The act has one, two, and three finger variants; however, the three finger variant is the original form. Performed by inserting your pointer finger, up to and including your middle and ring fingers, into the woman's vagina under the shaft of your penis. Then gripping around the shaft leaving the thumb exposed over the top near the clitoris. Once held into position you proceed to stroke yourself while performing intercourse.
Ex 1:
Man A to Friend A:
"Last night was wild, I even gave her the Ol' John Handcocker."
Ex 2:
"Angelique's pussy was so loose and wet I had to give her the ol' John Handcock to finish us off."
Man A to Friend A:
"Last night was wild, I even gave her the Ol' John Handcocker."
Ex 2:
"Angelique's pussy was so loose and wet I had to give her the ol' John Handcock to finish us off."
by TeoDee September 13, 2017
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A white stereotype, mostly depicted as an old business manager who wants to be HIP and COOL with memes and popular music (Filthy Frank often uses him as a person behind shitty commercials which try to be relevant with millenials)
Example: This commercial is again made by a fucking John Johnson. Just look at the shitty memes and electronic music.
by Speedfox64 October 27, 2017
Get the john johnson mug.John Ivar is a boy who identifies as a fidget spinner. He likes roblox, minecraft and dabbing. He can also be called John Ivu, Ivu or Ivar. Hes often compared to John Cena snice they have very similar names. He's german and likes to point his arm up in the air, with a flat hand and scream: Heil Hi***r.
by ImABeastAnonymous May 30, 2017
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