jake nedved

A man with a big penis and a small ego. Jake nedved is the type of guy to whip out a snake when you expect a mesquito. also his sister is racist
"YO, did you hear that jake nedveds sister said the n word??!!
by wordwizard222254 March 21, 2023
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Jake it

Verb To look something up on google in order to have all the stats inside your massive head, and be able to act like a know it all with startling precision
"When was the last time Liverpool won the premier league?"

"Hang on, let me Jake it"
by McSyphilis January 01, 2019
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Jake looking

A term used when a person looks for something, can't find it, but it's right in front of them the whole time. Usually a person named Jake (but whoever fits the bill).
"Your keys are NOT in your purse like you said they were, babe!"
"No, they're in there. You're just Jake looking as per usual."
by emptyswimmingpool March 03, 2022
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jake and josie

jake and josie is a couple that love eachother deeply till death does them part they talk to each other alot and lean on each other no one comes between them thry stay strong even in the worse times they have had there ups and downs but still love each other
jake and josie will love each other forever
by Jake3653 September 19, 2020
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Fake my Jake

Fooling or tricking someone; yanking one’s chain
He told me he was a millionaire, but he can’t fake my Jake.
by Pnutz94 January 03, 2023
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jake bottle

A jug of some kind kept in the cab of a truck on long road trips. Used for urinating in so that the delay of stopping at a rest area or side of the road can be avoided.
"Hey man, pull over I really gotta take a piss."

"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."
by Tow Jockey March 24, 2014
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Panama Jake

A Guy who has good morals but the morals go out the window when he drinks.

A Panama Jake is a drunkin horny male that loses all inhibition when around hot females. Will show off his penis and use it to do party tricks to get a laugh and possible pussy.
Hey that guy is a true Panama Jake, he just showed me a trick making his dick into a hamburger.
by Corona ed June 20, 2022
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