call in dick

When a woman has a night of too much lovin' and can't make it to work the next morning.

"Hey, I didn't see you at work yesterday"

"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"

by fishboy123 August 30, 2013

Group Call

When a group of sexually confused teenagers have a Skype call that lasts longer than 2 hours. Normally contains 4 people, 2 girls, 2 guys and they will try to impress one another until someone jizzes in their pajamas.

"Hey Andy, want to have a Group Call?"

"Sorry Isabela, I've discovered my sexuality, sorry."
"Well that's a shame, i'll find other sexually confused 15 year old."

by Lettuce (Vegan Destroyer) August 7, 2016

Calling it spades

Dumbing down a very important/intense situation.
Chilling out something that shouldn’t be chilled out.

Call it spades-

Bro,
Stop calling it spades, she really loves you.

by lucy camenia September 7, 2023

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

Shiva Call Waiting

When two Jewish people die within the same week.

Thank god Vivian pays for Shiva Call Waiting or she'd never be able to address both deaths.

by icwish April 24, 2016

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

deputy call

A booty call from a lower ranking officer.

Every cop in Tennessee got a late night deputy call from that lovely lady, and then she was promoted.

by TheJestersBlog January 14, 2023