dirty squash

A lap-dance from an overweight, usually hairy, and rather scantily clad, man. Usually purchased as a joke at Bachelorette parties for the future bride-to-be.

We bought Trish a dirty squash for her party. She was soooo grossed out when he came out in a g-string!

by Sam Ardin September 10, 2010

Dirty Hampton

When you have the best dick and are so insanely sexy girls just throw them selves at you begging for that cock. Creating a nymphomaniac

Damn look at him, he's a dirty Hampton

by Evalan Harrell April 5, 2020

dirty samaj

a person who really wants to fuck Leo9Wharf

dirty samaj said if he had to fuck a dude it would be leo

by idkwhatpseudonym means February 6, 2022

dirty truman

When he fucks her vagina with 30 rd banana mag and slides each round into her ass one at a time.

I dirty truman'd that bitch

by Chevy Metal April 4, 2020

Dirty Dumbo

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. Dirty Dumbo is when you wipe your finger across your butthole and stick it in someone’s ear.

Yooo bro, Greg totally gave Max a Dirty Dumbo in the middle of class!

Stacy stopped talking to me after I gave her a Dirty Dumbo!

by ScribblePoof September 20, 2019

Dirty Turtle

When you find out through a strange series of events that you're actually a furry.

I took one look at that picture and now I'm a dirty turtle.

Or

I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.

by Hepatetaa September 29, 2017

Dirty Serene

The act of smacking someone on the dick, with a rolled up Party Pizza.

I had to break up with Karen from finance. She gave me a Dirty Serene while I was sleeping.

by Me Likey Breadsticks April 16, 2020