stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you

"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."

by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017

HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK

HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK

HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK
GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 26, 2024

cold cream

When you ejaculate inside a girl or guys butthole but is ice cold. It’s pretty much a cold cream pie honestly.

Mmmmm hit me with some cold cream daddy UHHHH.

by The Crimson Tampon January 18, 2018

cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose

I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup

by teddykreuger October 21, 2025

Muay tai cream pie

When you ejaculate in a women to then throat chop her so she makes a sound similar to Buddhist prayer

Noah gave my sister a muay tai cream pie and I want revenge for his heinous acts

by Kohpissyboi December 6, 2024

cream flick

When a women has a yeast infection and you continue to rub her clit anyways.

“John cream flicked me last night, and it felt so good.”

“I love being cream flicked”

by Hornysex4u November 30, 2017

Cream Cheeks

When a man cums in his hand and slaps the other person in the face.

1) Oh, time for dessert!
2) Ooh, baby, what are we having?
1) Cream cheeks….
2) What?
1) Cream……cheeks! (then slaps them in the face with a hand full of cum)

by SkepticToTheSky November 3, 2022