A faggot
by Mill carton at night December 28, 2019

by BrazyRyan July 11, 2016

a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies
by because im short May 6, 2022

In the act of 69-ing (a sex position) the partner on top, lifts their ass and shits on the partner below.
by Anallover4000 May 19, 2019

Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.
Luckily the baking decorations were nearby when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin and turned that bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.
by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022

a perrskn the is super cool and suprr nicr but need to sleep more bc THEY BEVER SLEEP LIIE KMF but geah suoercool
by thecoolestevanknowntoman December 10, 2022

spamming the groupchat, drinking a whole case of beer like your life depends on it, pretending to be more intoxicated then you actually are
"Dude no one wants to see your lunch, stop making me pay the cookie cost."
"Dude no one wants to see your lunch, stop making me pay the cookie cost."
by the mystery sphinx May 29, 2023
