Chris Garza

A guy with a massive cock with the most insane girth, also commonly known as the big dick bandit

There’s Chris Garza he’s known for putting people in wheel chairs after sex

by Themanmythlegendbandit June 13, 2024

Chris

A total fag he is worst than harley motorcycle riders

Guy 1 oh there is chris fuck
Guy 2 FAG ALERT FAG ALERT

by The Irin Man February 23, 2019

Chris

The one funny light skin in the group

Y’all seen Chris new ig story? It was the geek

by Theoneuglynigga October 19, 2019

Chris Fischetti Jr.

People with this name are normally fucking retarded, and suck dick at FIFA

Hey, did you hear about that kid, Chris Fischetti Jr.? Basically he’s a fucking retard.

by Bobby Boberson November 9, 2019

Chris

Chris. A kind but shy guy. His looks are extremely cute, but his smile is the best. He will keep to himself until you earn his trust, taking from minutes to even weeks. The second you become friends, there is no losing him. He will find a space in your heart forever, whether you like it or not. His dorkiness can become addictive, making you eventually fall in love with him. Every time he hugs you or tells one of those corny math jokes, you'll fall in love with him all over again.

"Chris is so cute!"
"Did you hear that joke he made about 7?"

"I think I like Chris.."

by ValerieStar March 30, 2020

Chris Lahn

Chris Lahn is that guy who sits in the corner in tech class who just annoys everyone
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental

5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0

definition of Chris Lahn is a chop

by Chris Lahn June 13, 2018

Chris Brown

CLEARLY god's favorite person that was created because a man like Chris Brown can sing, dance, AND draw. He is LITERALLY the best looking man on earth so don't do him. He look better than you and your mother so go on with that.

-Lat time i checked, you couldn't dance, sing, or, draw.
get on his level... could never be Chris Brown.

by XxbeanzzzxX September 6, 2022