Whale Braining

When you stuff a melon, usually a watermelon, with ham salad, drill a hole in it and then proceed to acquire carnal knowledge of it.

It has ben a long and boring quarantine, so when I get home from the store I am going do some whale braining to pass the time.

by Frank789 February 27, 2021

sprinkle brain

When your brain is as small as a sprinkle

Sarah has a sprinkle brain

by Fireman2125 November 6, 2017

Wank Brain

A phenomenon, that occurs in most teenage boys. Who literally think about wanking all day every day, apart from when they are actually wanking. Wank Brain means the teenager is in a constant state of thinking about and longing for the next wank.

Mother to her friend. Timmy always seems so distant, he hardly communicates . If I ask him to do the dishes, he never does and says he, didn't hear me ask him. Friend. It sounds like he has Wank Brain, he will grow out of it eventually.

by CanucksEdge July 20, 2022

Blog Brain

When an individual who maintains a blog has too many ideas or too much to share that he/she feels overwhelmed.

After spending a day people watching at the mall, I felt as though I had blog brain with all of the things that I wanted to comment on seeing/hearing.

by AnAsianAngel June 18, 2012

brain buddy

Tho people call each other this when they have a sexual background.

"Whats up, Brain buddy?"
"Stop you can't let people know we fucked."

by meltedSourpatchkids July 13, 2021

Weekend Brain

An easy way of saying when you are so ready for Friday and the weekend! Have you ever had that feeling? Well, now its simple to say when you're feeling it!

Tanya: "Urgh! I have a weekend brain! How about you?"
Whitney: "Yup, I do too!"

by HufflepuffBookworm September 24, 2020

shit brains

where the man pulls out his other HEAD. to find there is shit on the privates down south.

my girlfriend thinks its funny to give me "shit brains" during our love making

by mr.assorth October 2, 2013