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Maven de Marco

Why are you such a Maven de Marco!
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12 de octubre

12 de Octubre, Día del Pilar. Una fecha especial en donde las persona más maravillosas Nacen. Naciste este día, te convierte en alguien especial, maravilloso, pacifico, y solitario, aunque un poco juguetón también.
12 de Octubre
Día del Pilar
Fecha especial y maravillosa
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De Zilk

better known as the village with the tent as a supermarket
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Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
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Henry Villalva De Vera

The most handsome man
Soft
Deserves the whole world
Is cute
Henry Villalva De Vera is the most handsome man.
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profa de tic

Profa de tic is my mommy. She’s known for giving 2 to adi bc he doesn’t know sistemul de operare windows.
She’s also known for having threesomes with andrei and stefan popa.
She also has a big booty that she shackes when we save a file on sistemul de operatie windows.
Profa de tic is eaten from cum everyday
Hey can i suck your toes?
no, im profa de tic sexual
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De La Mer

If Tom Ford were a fish store, he'd be De la Mer. If you're searching for sustainable fish and seafood & made-in-house products that taste like a Michelin chef made them (like the Scotch Bonnet Salsa. Seriously. Try it.) then you gotta go here! It's the best of the best of the best.
Where'd you get this incredible seafood from. I went to De La Mer. Only the best for my fam!
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