Fat Muscle

A person whose body is made of or looks like it is made up of both equal parts of Fat and Muscle.

Timberland is pure fat muscle, You can't tell where the fat and muscle begins or ends on his body.

by sctrjrzoetics January 28, 2010

fat cunt

Word to describe MY SELF

HELLO IM GRIGA AND YOU ARE WATCHING FAT CUNT

by GrigaBear May 6, 2018

Fat Peter

Something of complete awesomeness, often referring to people with huge penises.

damn i bet fat peter has a huge penis.

by Pdizlmofukahz August 20, 2011

Fat Walrus

A term used most often to define a strange yet interesting man with quick wit.

He mumbled something about Sid and Nancy before and walked away." "What a fat walrus."

by flyingtoastergirl1212 January 20, 2011

cracks a fat

to have an erection.

guy 1: dude, I think it cracks a fat
guy 2: whats that?
guy 1: Get a hard on
guy 2: Nice.

by Choot&Lund April 30, 2006

fat conkle

A stupid, mean, or other wise lousy person who says something that contradicts your own opinion. He or she may say it in a ignorant or offensive way, though is not always the case, you just do not like them.

Person A) "Tom is a pretty chill dude, I mean, that weed he sold me was great"

Person B) "Actually it was half tea..."

Person A) "Shut up, fat conkle!"

by dontspeaklestspokento April 2, 2011

Fat Powder

adj-A nick name for someone who is extreamly pale, fat and bald. Espically effictive if they have no eyebrows. Root-from the movie Powder.

Damn, after the football team shaved his head, he looked like Fat Powder.

by JBelson July 1, 2005