When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius
"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"
by Borzoilover February 5, 2024
Get the Rich boy hairmug. Unit of measurement, approximately 3 millimetres, the average thickness of an adult female pubic hair, unless that female is my ex girlfriend Susan, who had very thick pubes
by brytor March 16, 2021
Get the Cunt hairmug. “Your hair has really grown, it’s so long”
“I don’t think it is at all, I think I have long hair dysmorphia.”
“I don’t think it is at all, I think I have long hair dysmorphia.”
by yoyomynameishoe October 22, 2023
Get the long hair dysmorphiamug. by Yusairao February 1, 2021
Get the hairmug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025
Get the I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left Vermillion Border On Tips.....mug. when you got rise crispy hair it means your hair is crunch and as dry as a rice cripy, like when you use to much edge control of gel that rice crispy hair because is cruncy on the outside.
"yo boboqwisha, you bot rise crispy hair."
"eww fix you rice crispy hair."
"you are not coming to my house with that rise cripy hair!"
"eww fix you rice crispy hair."
"you are not coming to my house with that rise cripy hair!"
by scoopdedewhop8 March 22, 2021
Get the rice crispy hairmug. Tony gave a Dick pick to Nava and Nava replied, ¨HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE A BUSH GROWING DOWN THERE!!!!!¨
¨PUBIC HAIR!¨ Tony replied
¨PUBIC HAIR!¨ Tony replied
by GEMINI*BABY April 25, 2022
Get the Pubic hairmug.