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cold water orgasm

The highpitched scream of a person being hit by cold water, e.g. under the shower.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

A: Oh my gosh, what happened?
B: Don't worry, it's just a cold water orgasm.
by BlueBlueBlubb April 7, 2013
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pouring water on the floor

Nonsense, used when you have nothing else to say or when something is nonsense.
"Awkward silence" Hmmmm pouring water on the floor

"What did you say?" Ahhh, its just pouring water on the floor.
by jmajcan March 28, 2019
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Hot Water Bottle

A sexual act of both homo and hetro relationships. Where by the erect penis is inserted into the anus, upon the member becoming flacid, warm urine is expelled into the rectum, creating a hot water bottle effect.
Guaranteed to keep you warm all night.
Phil: How's Debbie?

Alan: She wasn't happy with her Hot Water Bottle. She thought it an inappropriate Valentines day gift.
by Canoesack November 12, 2009
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dirty water dog

noun, a penis after having anal sex with the recipient having diarrhea.
Brian thought AIDS was the worst of his problems, until he saw his dirty water dog.
by PeteRepeat October 25, 2006
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cold water extraction

The process of extration, commenly used for extracting codeine from other painkillers (paracetamol, ibuprofen) it is usually combined with in legally avaliable pills. it is a fairly simple process however time consuming but necassary to get the nice codeine. i will go into detail but read no further if you've ever recreationally taken any other opiates (morphine, heroin) as codeine is a weak form and won't give you a buzz you'll OD before you get 'there'.
first get yourself some codeine and paracetamol tablets (co-codamol) then boil some water. depending on the strength of the tablets you want to empty around 300mg of codine so calculate howmany pills you need. then pour boiling water over the pills mix them into the water, then allow to cool, preferably in a fridge then filter the water using coffee filters, the liquid left will be diluted coedine without binders or paracetamol. result
'argh mate cold water extraction is effort, but its worth it'
'nah man since i had those morphine based pills codeine just don't work'
'hmmm'
by rawson1 March 5, 2008
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Tallahassee Water-Slide

First, you will need to find two lesbians that are willing to be filmed while in the act. Next, tell the girls that it is ok for them to get started without you while you "get your camera set up." Leave the room, get naked and come back with the camera. While one girl is eating the other out, shit on the girl's chest who is receiving. Quickly turn around and piss on the same girl's chest. Your river of urine will carry your shit directly into the mouth of the unsuspecting rug muncher.
I'm goin to the gay bar, gotta get some dikes to set up a Tallahassee Water-Slide.
by aoighlkd April 3, 2009
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water sac

A patheticly stupid individual who often will either say or do something incredibly stupid for no real reason. These things should be avoided as much as possible.
Derived from the fact that humans are 75% water and because a water sac has no brain; it is primarily water.
by patty_meat_pants_patty July 26, 2005
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