A war on two fronts

When you are taking a piss and need to shit
Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts
by raygun20 July 12, 2021
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Nigga war

1. A conflict fought between mostly black people and most of the time is fought in places like africa.
2. An all black gang shoot out
person 1: Damn nigga did you see that nigga war going on last night?
person 2: Ofc i did man that shit was mad crazy!
by Sol heman December 21, 2023
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war on two fronts

When you and your boi are hittin it hard from both sides and you both cum at the same time, leading to a friendly alliance lasting for 15 years
"Oh hell yeah me and James totally gave Molly the war on two fronts, we're like best buds now"
by pompenguin December 06, 2016
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Floptropican Civil War

Floptok is currently in a civil war. This ware is between oldgen floptokers and newgen floptokers. Newgens are making new versions of the popular Floptok icon Jiafei, and the oldgens say we don't need more Floptok icons and that we should stick to the ones we already have. This has caused conflict between oldgens and newgens. President of Floptropica Deborah Ali Williams and the rest of the Floptropican government are working hard to fight against the newgens and stop them from creating more stupid and unfunny versions of Jiafei.
"have you heard about the floptropican civil war?" "yeah, it sounds awful. Hopefully our troops fight off all the newgens so Floptok can be at peace."
by fart sniffer 9000 October 12, 2023
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Nut-War

A nut-war is the exact halfway point of a process, investigation, or any other event. This usually replaces the words "In the middle of" and "halfway through"
James: Hey Sam! Do you want some coffee?
Sam: No thanks, I'm in a nut-war with making tea."

Nigel: Have you written all of the names?
Jill: No, but I'm in the nut-war of writing them all down.
by Ramrodai December 30, 2024
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War Wagon

(In Southern U.S. slang)
Term used to describe an old full-size sedan with very many dings, dents, and scratches (not actual structural damage apart from a very minor dent from, for instance, slowly tapping a curb or pole when parking) that continues pushing its atypically large motor well on past two to three hundred thousand miles.
Grandfather: Kiddo, your granny's Impala is one hell of a war wagon!
by Hayden Avengerkid5 February 02, 2024
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War wagon

A phrase used more commonly in the 70s-early 90s referring to a large family vehicle (station wagons, vans, minivans, etc.).

Battle wagon was used interchangeably for this use.
All right everybody, load up the war war wagon. We've got a seven hour trip ahead of us, and it isn't getting any shorter.

I need to go get some tires put on the old war wagon.
by C4rp3N0ct3m May 31, 2022
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