Turtlebackery

Stupid statements, situations, or mistakes that cause turtles to roll over on their backs.

Person A: Hillary Clinton is the best person EVAR!!

Person B: You know, just because you said that, somewhere in the world there's a turtle on its back (Turtlebackery).

by Daniel Wagner December 29, 2007

Turtleneckface

A person who is a pretentious douchebag, asshole, or dipshit. Just an ass type person.

Laura: Wow, my boyfriend is such a turtleneckface.
Michelle: Tell me about it. He has been trying to get in my pants all week!

by diddliebopper November 25, 2011

Turple

1. A small collection of road signs usually found on the side of a highway or large road.
2. Generalized to include a small collection of any object.

"Dude, check that turple up there, our exit is in 2 miles."

by iniq August 16, 2009

turtledoving

Turtledoving is when, in a fighting game, you alternate blocking and moving to quickly and safely advance towards the enemy. It is very effective as you are like a moving fortress that assaults the enemy with ultimate defense.

My friend is very good at turtledoving into Kano's x-ray in Mortal Kombat

by Lord Permillium III May 18, 2011

Turtling

To crawl up in a ball or fetal position when too fucked up from alcohol or drugs.

Last night I got so fucked up I started turtling and went right to sleep.

by Andles September 6, 2013

Turgles

Breast, Boobs, Tits. A code word to be used for all variations.

Those are some tig ole' burgles

Look at those huge turgles

Damn shawty, you have some fine ass turgles.

by Afrojackulator June 14, 2011

Turtleing

To act like a turtle on the back of its shell, to have a hard time moving around, and a hard time getting up.

That pregnant women is totally turtleing, she cant even get up!!

by Zoetarasararayne December 30, 2008