Jim: Hey Jeremy, I was thinking of hooking up with Susie down the street while at your party. Mind if I borrow the guest bedroom?
Jeremy: OH HELL NO! Dude, don't even bother! Don't you know she's a total Puddle Slut? Caught her having sex with Josh under the school's bleachers for meth.
Jeremy: OH HELL NO! Dude, don't even bother! Don't you know she's a total Puddle Slut? Caught her having sex with Josh under the school's bleachers for meth.
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Get the Slut's spit mug.a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own
that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.
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That hoe is requesting aquafina water when there clearly isn't any. Ugh, she's such an aquafina slut.
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He is such a man slut. He dated me for four months and then broke up with me, telling me he never loved or cared about me in the first place.
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Danielle: "So how did you go last night?"
Laura: "We slept together."
Danielle: "Heh. So you did the Walk of Shame this morning?"
Laura: "Nuh uh. It was the Stride of Pride, just like the last four nights".
Danielle: "Ohhhhh. You mean the Strut of Slut."
Laura: "We slept together."
Danielle: "Heh. So you did the Walk of Shame this morning?"
Laura: "Nuh uh. It was the Stride of Pride, just like the last four nights".
Danielle: "Ohhhhh. You mean the Strut of Slut."
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