An oppressed white guy is someone who thinks that words like 'cracker' are as bad as 'nigger,' and likes to pretend that when he uses the word nigger, he's not doing anything wrong because black people use it. Oppressed white guys also think that Feminism is a threat to their masculinity.
They don't realize that white men have not been disempowered by society at large, and pretend that they're under attack.
They don't realize that white men have not been disempowered by society at large, and pretend that they're under attack.
"So what if by using the word 'nigger' black people are reclaiming the term? I'm being oppressed because I can't use it!"
"I don't realize that freedom of speech is simply a legal distinction, so I should be allowed to say Nigger without anyone getting mad!"
"Boo-hoo, I'm a white male. It's so hard to be a white male."
"It will be a great day when a white man can finally be elected president in this country."
The appropriate response to any of the above examples is "You're right, oppressed white guy. Let me get my violin."
"I don't realize that freedom of speech is simply a legal distinction, so I should be allowed to say Nigger without anyone getting mad!"
"Boo-hoo, I'm a white male. It's so hard to be a white male."
"It will be a great day when a white man can finally be elected president in this country."
The appropriate response to any of the above examples is "You're right, oppressed white guy. Let me get my violin."
by Michael Gagne July 30, 2007
1. A situation where an episode of Family Guy discussed a few days prior appears on the television.
2. When talking about Family Guy, watching it a few days later to find that it is the episode you had previously referenced.
2. When talking about Family Guy, watching it a few days later to find that it is the episode you had previously referenced.
Rebecca: "Hey, you remember when I referenced the Family Guy episode the other day where Brian makes Stewie slam his head on the windshield."
Matt: "Yeah, what about it?"
Rebecca: "That episode is on right now. I totally had Family Guy intuition."
Matt: "Yeah, what about it?"
Rebecca: "That episode is on right now. I totally had Family Guy intuition."
by BeccaB93 June 17, 2010
A fat guy with ripped arms. Usually only good at upper body workouts like Bench Press, Skull Crushers, and Curls.
Used to be the prime contenders in heavyweight UFC but have been replaced by lean guys like Frank Mir and tanks like Brock Lesnar.
Usually these are older guys with 67' muscle cars.
Used to be the prime contenders in heavyweight UFC but have been replaced by lean guys like Frank Mir and tanks like Brock Lesnar.
Usually these are older guys with 67' muscle cars.
Me: I saw this dude at the gym today repping 275.
Friend: Damn that dude must of been ripped.
Me: Nah it was a fat guy with 22s.
Friend: Damn that dude must of been ripped.
Me: Nah it was a fat guy with 22s.
by Fusion916 October 07, 2009
by Jason February 12, 2003
An affliction that usually develops in males during their early twenties, preventing them from getting some. Virgins are particularly susceptible. Common symptoms include:
- nice, friendly personality
- lower than average self-confidence
- frequent high-fives with females
- socially awkward
- perpetually single
- has numerous friends that are girls
- often seen wearing plaids
- hugs women using the A-Frame technique
- nice, friendly personality
- lower than average self-confidence
- frequent high-fives with females
- socially awkward
- perpetually single
- has numerous friends that are girls
- often seen wearing plaids
- hugs women using the A-Frame technique
Dan suffers from nice guy syndrome.
by T-Diddy from the City May 26, 2007
A guy who plays defense in basketball with a level of intensity far too intense for everyone else in the game.
by hngryDavy October 05, 2010
Essentially a " fag hag" . Or more specifically a girl who has many gay friends, fascinated with the LGBT 🏳️ 🌈 community , loves to spend her time singing and dancing at gay bars , and has had many gay crushes and attractions sometimes without realizing it since they may be still in the closet . A Gay guys’ gal generally has difficulty with developing an attraction towards straight men, and if so, is generally awkward and perhaps self doubting since she may not be " experienced " with flirtiting or gaining their affection . if there she likes them. However she can be a straight mans bff by being a good wing woman , helping them with girls , good friend ect.
She is totally not just a fag hag but a true a gay guys’ gal! She's friend zoned the entire football team even as a hot cheerleader, and I always find her at gay bars and lgbt ally events !
She is totally not just a fag hag but a true a gay guys’ gal! She's friend zoned the entire football team even as a hot cheerleader, and I always find her at gay bars and lgbt ally events !
I sometimes feel like a gay guy in a girl body!
She is totally not just a fag hag but a true a gay guys’ gal! She's friend zoned the entire football team even as a hot cheerleader, and I always find her at gay bars and lgbt ally events !
She is totally not just a fag hag but a true a gay guys’ gal! She's friend zoned the entire football team even as a hot cheerleader, and I always find her at gay bars and lgbt ally events !
by Sonid February 21, 2019