Take-out Tower

A take out tower is when your roommate orders out every day but also loves their food so much that they save it for weeks on end in a 6x6in square within the fridge. Also, though, it implies that there are other items in the fridge that are taking up space because your roommate is so organized and cleanly. The roomate utilizes just a 6x6in square for all the take out that they have ordered and saved for a later day to have their roommate throw it away

"When you have several takeout orders stacked on top of one another, preceding the most recent order, you have a 'Take-out Tower.'

If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.

Kind of like the game "Jenga" but only one player. But every roommate, by use of the fridge, is forced to play.

Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."

by Ankle-sprain April 11, 2024

Taking the top left

The act of becoming the person on the top left of your facebook 'Who's Online' display, hence the person you speak to most on the social network site.

'Me and Miranda have been talking on fb for weeks, I think she's taking the top left!'

by Reggae Mother October 1, 2011

take the machine

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)

I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.

by Pajek April 27, 2006

Take the pants off the cat

A slang phrase meaning to preface or give context to

"Most fat people like McDonald's and Taco Bell"
"Well let's just take the pants off the cat here obviously most fat people prefer McDonald's but idk about Taco Bell"

by Jukebox Jeremy March 21, 2025

Take a Walk

The act of going out to go smoke some of the Devil's Lettuce.

Aye bro are you coming on the 13th? There's gonna be a taquero so we should Take a Walk before we eat.

by Sandegg September 20, 2018

Taking it to dinner.

Being done with something.
Ending something

Taking that boy to diner.
(breaking up with the person)

I took that joint to dinner
(smoked a whole joint)

Taking that Christmas turkey to dinner
(eating a whole-ass Christmas turkey) (most likely because your lonely)

Remember that history test that we wrote? I am taking it to dinner.

by MillsMills March 5, 2019

taking the gap

Slang from the guerrilla war in Zimbabwe for white Rhodesians who left for South Africa. Also a euphemism for dying.

You know that bank robber shot by the police?
Yeah?
He’s taking the gap.

by The Fat Welshman August 18, 2022