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Taken To Auction 

Put down; equivalent to the likes of 'He got owned' or 'She got Pwned'.

Plays on the idea that when selling something at an auction. One usually has to accept any bid, no matter how low it may be.

In other words, your being sold off for small change.
Tex: Yo dawg, did you see the Title Fight last night? The Rattler totally got his ass taken to auction!
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Toledo Takedown 

The act of performing cunnilingus and motor-boating at the same time. Requires a female victim of particular flexibility or whose breasts are extremely saggy.
Shepherd brought his gymnast date home a gave her a Toledo Takedown.
Toledo Takedown by ace120 April 30, 2009

biscuit taken 

1) To have gotten violated or dominated in the worst way in a game, sport, or any kind of competition.
2) To have gotten raped/violated by a big black burly lumberjack; usually by the name of Bubba, Engy Dave or Smokey Joe.
3) To have ones rich tea biscuit taken away by an aggressor named el hob nob
1) "Damn man, did you see how blue teem got their biscuit taken?"

2) "I'm not gonna just sit here and get my biscuit taken, damnit!"

3) "You lost 400 to 0, let's just face it, you got your biscuit taken."
biscuit taken by Zatoichi September 15, 2005

Indian Taker

The opposite of Indian Giver.

Used to describe the act of asking for something, then saying you don't want it yet.
Me: My wife asked for some help moving some stuff around, then said when I went to help that she didn't want it yet.
My friend: She's such an Indian Taker
Indian Taker by Little Computer Nerd December 18, 2009

Chinese takeout 

When you put a whole bag of jellybeans up your ass and let an asian, preferably a midget, eat them out with chopsticks.
I'm in the mood for some Chinese takeout tonight.
Chinese takeout by Rude Dude December 15, 2019
Taking a stripper home (or to your place or hotel) after her shift at the strip club for some nookie. Can either be paid or unpaid. Unpaid is always better.
After she gave him some lapdances, she offered him takeout at her place.
takeout by CK November 6, 2004

name-taker 

One who has the ability to take somebody's name. This individual will often kick the person's ass before taking their name.
Reggie: My name is Reggie, I'm about kickin' ass, I'm about takin'-names, and WE'RE about makin' games!

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Person: Reggie is the best name-taker I've ever seen!
name-taker by Matt Cowan December 31, 2007