Praveenis' Theorem

When one eats, or has eaten, they have instantly become homosexual.

Praveenis' Theorem:
One eats therefore he is gay.

Praveen: "Did you eat?"
Branden: "Yes."
Praveen: "You're so gay."

by King6 November 9, 2010

Random Guess Theorem

n. The act of allowing randomness to take over and guide oneself to their destiny.

Joe Bloggs didn't study for his test but still aced it by applying the Random Guess Theorem.

by RandomDying August 21, 2009

zerkel theorem

its the definition of anything you cant define. it always works!

if you dont know the awnser to a question or your trying to give someone a reason...just say it fallows the zerkel theorem.

by susan the 3rd June 1, 2010

Theorycrapping

Theorycrafting done crappily.

Theorycrapper: You should never fight against 'reflect' monsters. If you have 4,000 life and they reflect 20% damage, then you would be 'one-shotted' by a reflected strike of a little more then 20,000 damage, which you could easily do.

Non-Moron: The game takes your damage resistances into account on all reflects. Your base damage resistance is 5% and if you have the recommended 75% damage resistance, then you'd actually need to do 80,000 damage in a single reflected strike to 'one-shot' yourself, which you can't do. Nice theorycrapping, though.

by JaBaTheNoob July 5, 2017

Theoremz

The plural for the term theory, meaning judgement or opinion of a particular thing.

Person 1: Man what do you reckon about the moon landing
Person 2: I dunno man, but my uncle bob has got got some whack theoremz on that shit

by Jules Blaze January 8, 2008

theoretical slut

Someone who dreams about banging everyone but won't actually do it.

"He is so hot."
-"Oh please, we know you won't actually make a move on him!"
"Yeah but I think about it!!"
-"Gosh, you're such a theoretical slut!"

by shelovesthed3 March 20, 2015

thoryn

He Watches Videos that rhyme with his name he is fun goofy funny he makes u feel great he loves memes and loves to sleep no one could resist Thoryns good looks he is a great boyfriend he loves games and love to make u feel special

thoryn is fun to be around

by DjMarshmello August 19, 2017