Autocorrect Syndrome

When you use the internet too much, and start making your swear words clean.

Guy 1: "What the shut?"
Guy 2: "I think you have Autocorrect Syndrome."

by Traingle June 29, 2013

Granny Syndrome

Complaining that the time period when you grew up is better than the current one. This usually occurs with the older population when they see kids playing video games and stuff, but can still happen to people of all ages.

"Hey, look at my new iPod touch! I got it for my 8th birthday!"

"When I was your age, I was forced to play with sticks and dirt in my spare time. Now it's just all of this video game junk."

"Looks like someone has a bad case of granny syndrome."

by Another Internet Person... February 29, 2012

TARDIS Syndrome

Where you think it's one day, but in actual fact it's another.

Named after the Time Machine "The TARDIS" which is used by
Doctor Who.

Dave leaps out of bed at 7am, grabs a bite and heads off to work, only to realise later that it's Saturday and he could have slept in.

"What happened to you?" asks his confused Wife upon his return.

"Just a little TARDIS Syndrome" I think" He replies.

by Wolfie Rankin August 4, 2012

Relationship syndrome

A condition found in couples. When apart the person in the couple is found to be tired and unwilling to go out. They would rather curl up at home and watch TV than go out clubbing. When they do go out clubbing they are often found sitting on sofas and are the first to go home. The also start not wanting to get too drunk.

person 1 "Dude wheres Michael?"
person 2 "Sitting on the sofa in the corner, serious case of relationship syndrome!"

by mountainmayhem December 15, 2011

Dickerman syndrome

The uncontrollable Urge to undress the guy in front of you during class while making alot of noise and twitching.

Wow that guy must have Dickerman syndrome hes twitching and making alot of noise behind ted.

by Crazykev12 February 21, 2011

Shiver Syndrome

When someone hears a popping sound and they shiver. When they do this, their eyes look up, and they sperm. If they are female, they make a snail trail across their pants.

Dude, I was opening a wine bottle last night and I so had the Shiver Syndrome.

by Nick & Dan! November 15, 2011

Dijook Syndrome

This disease that was named after it's first "victim." Effects of the include sweating urine as well as forgetting the first twelve letters of the alphabet. Most people burdened with the chronic disease eventually fall into a mental stupor wherein they believe everyone (on a day-to-day basis) walks much faster than oneself.

Dr. Theodore Alcroft, who has studied the phenomenal ailment for over fourteen years, made this statement regarding DS:

"It DS has struck the hearts of many families who must cooperate with loved ones who have fallen to the unfortunate syndrome. Signs of pre-ailment are little to none; Us at the Long Island Research Facility strongly urge potential people who begin to sweat urine to immediately donate large sums of money to our research fund in order to find a legitimate cure."

Statistically, DS has increased 120% since its initial sighting back in 1993. Much information regarding the disease is unknown and scientists are now starting to conduct research as cases are sharply increasing.

"Dude, everyone walks to fast."

*Concerned* "Can you repeated the alphabet for me please?"

"I don't have to prove anything to you"

- Anonymous dialogue from initial outbreak of Dijook Syndrome.
August 14, 1994

by Dr. Barnacle November 23, 2011