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ONM syndrome

Person who is more confortable in the world he has created in his mind THAN IN THE REAL world. Sometimes, it can be that at one moment he/she disconects for a few minuts and gets to this imaginary world.
A student is in a class and suddenly he remains in motionless, and he starts making grins. That would be a slight case of ONM syndrome
by Thehollycow224 December 6, 2013
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Nutcracker syndrome

When one's nuts are cracked so hard that they explode.
p1- what happened to Johnny?
p2- He got Nutcracker syndrome. :D
by IrkenAmara May 28, 2011
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McCarthy Syndrome

craziness, having unexplained spaz-like movements, extensive and sudden hyperness, spurts of deliberate public embarrassment of those around said person
We gave Caroline some coffee and all of a sudden she was diagnosed with "McCarthy Syndrome"
by GreenBean Isha April 26, 2011
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HAH syndrome

Sam: Dude, Check her out.. She totally has HAH Syndrome
Garrett: No way dude...
Sam: what are you, a mongaloid or something?
by Shibblleeee December 21, 2010
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Dijook Syndrome

This disease that was named after it's first "victim." Effects of the include sweating urine as well as forgetting the first twelve letters of the alphabet. Most people burdened with the chronic disease eventually fall into a mental stupor wherein they believe everyone (on a day-to-day basis) walks much faster than oneself.

Dr. Theodore Alcroft, who has studied the phenomenal ailment for over fourteen years, made this statement regarding DS:

"It DS has struck the hearts of many families who must cooperate with loved ones who have fallen to the unfortunate syndrome. Signs of pre-ailment are little to none; Us at the Long Island Research Facility strongly urge potential people who begin to sweat urine to immediately donate large sums of money to our research fund in order to find a legitimate cure."

Statistically, DS has increased 120% since its initial sighting back in 1993. Much information regarding the disease is unknown and scientists are now starting to conduct research as cases are sharply increasing.
"Dude, everyone walks to fast."

*Concerned* "Can you repeated the alphabet for me please?"

"I don't have to prove anything to you"

- Anonymous dialogue from initial outbreak of Dijook Syndrome.
August 14, 1994
by Dr. Barnacle November 23, 2011
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TARDIS Syndrome

Where you think it's one day, but in actual fact it's another.

Named after the Time Machine "The TARDIS" which is used by
Doctor Who.
Dave leaps out of bed at 7am, grabs a bite and heads off to work, only to realise later that it's Saturday and he could have slept in.

"What happened to you?" asks his confused Wife upon his return.

"Just a little TARDIS Syndrome" I think" He replies.
by Wolfie Rankin August 4, 2012
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farmer syndrome

human seeding -the need of the male (subliminally or not) to 'plant a seed', and raise up a nice crop of humans. woman, in this scenario, would be represented by the earth (not too shabby!)
though he didn't know it...john had the farmer syndrome
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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