STRAIGHT BALL

Pull your pants down and navigate to the right ball.

the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.

Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021

Straight

1) Heterosexual.
2) (only if you're a male) A valid excuse not to suck a dick.

Example 1)

Guy 1: "I'm straight."

Example 2)

Guy 1: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Guy 2: "NO! I'm straight! That's why!"

by Twight0931 March 30, 2021

Super straight

Something to say to speedrun getting cancel on twitter.

marc: Im super straight

Twitter: U homophobic racist and anti-lgbtq+ peice of shit.

by Anounymouscoder12345 April 3, 2021

Colombian Straight Pipe

The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.

I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe

by DomDaddyyyy April 4, 2021

Straight kenney

Once under the influence of drugs you have such a strong desire for said drug and will to anything to get it. Usually resulting in being a whore to get the drugs you can want

Damn you went straight Kenney, full Sara.

by BrittanyAnn 😘 April 13, 2021

devastatingly straight

Women who are unfortunately attracted to men, much to their detriment and disgust.

I'm so devastatingly straight, the fact that I'm still attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice

by Erwin D'Magnificent April 17, 2021

straight dawg playin

a joke or an unbelievable action

tanner be straight dawg playing me when he says he over me

by betle April 17, 2021