straight hook

1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.

2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.

1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.

2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.

by analectomy January 10, 2010

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Straight Gleekin'

A straight fan of the Fox show "Glee" (a Gleek)who usually tolerates the singing & dancing but enjoys the acerbic, dark humor.

"Although he watches Glee with his Gleeky gay neighbors, Kev is Straight Gleekin'!"

by SleepTechBB April 28, 2010

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straight rugby

Having a good time! Drinking at a restaurant just to look cool is just playing football, Drinking at a party to get fucked up, Thats straight rugby!

Hey Tyler, are you ready to get straight rugby?

Bro you already know, its time to take the pads off and do the damn thing!

by wearyellow December 12, 2010

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straight arm pouring

When you pick up a bottle of Galliano Sambuca (black flavour), using a straight arm pouring it in your mouth.

What started as a lovely Chinese banquet for new years dinner ended up with straight arm pouring, Black lit in the mouth and dancing on the table tops.

by Sam Fitzpatrick January 11, 2011

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