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Sex Smirk

That funny look a man, or woman gets on their face when an intimate subject is brought up, usually something sexual. Often accompanied with the phrase "I dont know what you are talking about."
Teen 1: "Did you see Dad's sex smirk on his face when Mom said something about going on their first camping trip?"
Teen 2: "Yep, I puked in the back of my mouth a little."
by MoreThanLust December 17, 2011
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sex gifs

When you type out "Sex gifs" on Twitter, mistaking it for the Google search bar.
Walt: HANK! HANK! THAT ISN'T THE SEARCH BAR! HANK!
Hank: *accidentally tweets "Sex gifs"*
Walt: 😧
by MemeLord4063 June 21, 2022
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noogie sex

When a girl is riding on top, give her a noogie just as she's about to come.
"Oh, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, ah, AH"

"NOOGIE SEX!"

*girls walks out of apartment*
by TomKVideo February 28, 2010
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sex proper

Though sex can be considered the whole period of time between the beginning of foreplay and the end of cuddling, sex proper is the time between the entry of the penis and its removal.
The important thing to remember about sex proper is that its time of entry that matters, not place of entry.
by The6thDegree June 30, 2008
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sleep sexing

Similar to sleep walking, sleep sexing is when two people copulate while being asleep. Usually they wake up in the middle and figure out what's going on then after it's over fall back asleep. Later on they might even think it was a dream.
boy: so I had this amazing dream that we had sex this morning!

girl: yeah that really happened

boy: dude we were totally sleep sexing!
by anonymouse krazy January 20, 2009
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Brody Sex

Originated from the Showtime Series "Homeland" where main character Brody jerks off on his wife. - This is when you calmly instruct a woman to remove her top and have her sit in front of you on her hind legs looking full of shame with her perky tits pointing at you. You then proceed to complete the act and jerkoff on her with no emotion.
1) Was the loving picture I saw of you and your wife on Facebook before or after you had Brody sex with her?

2) Honey when we get home get ready because I'm gonna do like Brody do! Get ready it's time for Brody sex take off your top!
by Super_N November 5, 2011
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Premarital Sex

The band teacher and the theology teacher had premarital sex three times before 10am. 😎
by SkippingWorkForSex May 2, 2022
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