The running sharts

Running and sharting at the same time. kind of gross, and a huge mess

thpthpthpthpthpthpthpthp that guy has the running sharts, i mean just look at his pant would ya.

by buttface headturds April 29, 2020

Running for fun

No person willingly partakes in long distance running. If you see a team or person say that they run "because it's fun", they are lying to cover up their cult-like ideals. Rather, the person who said it is desperately crying for help or they are too far gone.

"Oh you do running?"
"Yeah, we like running for fun!"
"...Really?"
"We've been spotted: abandon immediately!"

by SelfHatingButterAddict May 9, 2020

Shit and Run

When you go into a store that offers their restrooms to paying customers only but you sneak in a deuce and a piss and evacuate the premises immediately before the cashier/manager notices your shit and run.

I stumbled into a convenience store that had a “Customers Only” sign on the bathroom door but I didn’t have a penny to pay but had to make a large deposit so I committed a “shit and run”

by Vic Ferrari May 27, 2020

Run

Run is the word said when wanting to retreat or get away from an entity. Can be considered a command. Should be treated as if there is danger at hand no matter the context.

Squadmate #1: We need to run we got a bloodhound on us
Squadmate #2: *proceeds to walk and fire towards enemy*
Squadmate #1: I SAID RUN. GOD DAMN IT EVERMORE

by The GameFreak June 25, 2020

jingle bell run

(noun) the act of fleeing the classroom at the bell before the teacher finishes his/her lecture on the American Revolution

By the end of 8th grade, students have perfected the jingle bell run and are ready for high school history class.

by telemachus777 September 12, 2020

Kettle Run High School

Kettle Run is the best school in fauquier. We got the best sports teams overall and the hottest girls. The hottest girl at kettle run is jailyn, she has the most beautiful face and eyes. She also has the fattest ass and the best body. She is the most amazing girl in the world and has the best personality.

Kettle Run High School

by pseudo anonymous September 12, 2020

Windy Run

When you have to fart but don't trust it.

had to fart but more was coming out It was a windy Run

So I had to run to the toilette!!

by Trap Dandy September 12, 2020