SelfHatingButterAddict's definitions

Running for fun

No person willingly partakes in long distance running. If you see a team or person say that they run "because it's fun", they are lying to cover up their cult-like ideals. Rather, the person who said it is desperately crying for help or they are too far gone.

"Oh you do running?"
"Yeah, we like running for fun!"
"...Really?"
"We've been spotted: abandon immediately!"

by SelfHatingButterAddict May 9, 2020