Quadruple Ride

When your obese significant other gets on top to ride and it feels like you’re being crushed by quadruple wide trailer.

Damn… I nearly didn’t make it out of there alive after that quadruple ride from Bertha.

by KidsInKorea July 14, 2022

sky riding

a euphemism for farting a lot; passing so much gas that you shoot up into the air

There was cabbage in that soup? Great, I’ll be sky riding in a few minutes

by kuchikopi March 7, 2018

Log ride

Log ride is when a girl is rising you while you are taking a dump. Many have called it the reverse blumpkin but a reverse blumpkin would be you eating her out while she poops.

Hay honey, come take a ride on the log ride.

by Strickxnyne July 8, 2015

Fat ride

Ryan Hamilton x

When you smash up a house and act like nothing happened

Go away you fat ride

by D__67 July 25, 2020

Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.

“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”

by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022

Infamous ride along

A cop ride along when you're arrested

Friend: u been isolating from depression again?
Me: no I had an infamous ride along and went to jail

by lilsamsixty9 June 7, 2021

re ride

When the judge at the rodeo caught you slipping his sister your meat katana, so he makes you ride the same bull again.

After I got bucked off the bull the judge made me go again. Hollering out re ride! So I hollered back I’ll re ride your sister too!

by Badkarmaf350 December 20, 2017