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retard tax

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.
"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
by DeekGray September 11, 2025
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Retard

A word used to describe someone who is intelligently stupid.
I hate Dave so much, he is such a retard
by john handcock 69 October 18, 2021
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Retarded

mario said"lesbians arent real" mario is retarded
by eyygorlwatsyovvm January 3, 2020
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Retarded Dickhead

A word used to offend someone or insult someone. Aimed at people who refuse to give a fuck in an important situation, are simply rude for no reason at all, etc.
Little Timmy "Can I get a candy bar? Please??"

Rude Person "No."

Little Timmy "Retarded Dickhead."
by Ineedsomehead July 25, 2024
mugGet the Retarded Dickheadmug.

retard

kylar does somthing stupid and she is a retard
by kylarisretarded June 23, 2019
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Retard

That one older male colleague with some sort of learning disability but he’s thick, can’t do fuck all and needs to be fired
Andrew is a retard
by Fairyfrog August 27, 2025
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Retard

You.
by UrbanScribe7 June 23, 2021
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