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Post-Divorce Whore - PDW

The post-divorce whore, or PDW, is akin to the old school player. She pretends to be looking for a relationship to manipulate men into bed (like that requires skill), then plays the victim to bail or simply ghost her victims. Bro tip-if she's cheated in a relationship, bashes on her ex, been in a threesome(s)...she's not relationship material.
Divorced Dad - Dude, check out this new Indiana cougar on Hinge I met--she checks all the boxes!
Coach - Yeah bro, no; she has way more male FB friends than females...classic PDW.
Divorced Dad - PDW?
Coach - Post-Divorce Whore - PDW...She'll tear your heart out, bro.
by beedub75 October 27, 2021
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Boast post

That influencer just boast post’ed about about the free meal she got at Taco Bell.
by FilipinoReno December 16, 2021
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Post-Order

To go after someone two years or more older for sexual or romantic advances. Commonly used with the word preorder. Any sex can used this word since it applies to all of them.
Jake went to ask his 40 year old math teacher on a date while he was in college before he could his friend told him he was post-ordering.
by SlinkSoda September 22, 2023
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post whoring

1. A guy who post in the forums who post meaningless stuff, which is already been posted numerous of times.

2. A guy who floods the message board just to get post count.
Nob: Help me, I have problems with my game!\
Jed: What is your problem?
Nob: My game keeps crashing.
Jed: Reinstall your game or delete some mods. But highly recommend reinstalling your game.

Nob: Okay.
Ken: Reinstall your game.
Jed: Ken is post whoring
Nob: Ken, don't be a post whoring guy.

Ken Joins the forums and introduced himself.
Ken has 5 posts.
Ken has 20 posts.
Ken has 69 posts.
Ken has 420 posts.
Ken has 1337 posts.

Ken got banned from the board!
by post whoring June 3, 2017
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Post-Nuttius Clarititus

Latin for Post Nut Clarity, Translates to the moment of clarity after an orgasm.
I was fucking this broad and had some major Post-Nuttius Clarititus.
by Billy Adler September 5, 2021
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No post-chugging chugging

A.k.a., never drive after you've "had a few".
No post-chugging chugging, unless someone else is behind da wheel --- i.e., you either have a friend/relative give you a ride home, or take a cab, bus, or other form of public transportation when you leave da pub.
by QuacksO February 23, 2024
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Post-coital surprise

He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked
by PocketLewis October 6, 2024
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