piss bum

piss bum is what happens when u go camping and you need to piss in the bush and u laugh and get it all over your pants instead.
it is also emma's nickname.

oi piss bum, i can't believe you piss bummed again!

by piss bum April 9, 2005

I'm pissed

Synonym for New York definition of "word". Originated and only exists in Tiverton/ Newport Rhode Island. Definition best depicted through the "I-Hop Paradigm"

Person 1: I miss Connuh, he's my best friend!
Person 2: Well lets go pick him up and go on an ODBC
Person 1: I'm pissed!

by SixhundredSeventyNine4lyfe February 9, 2009

Detroit Piston (pissed in)

The act in which the male participant urinates directly into his female counterparts mouth, which she is not allowed to swallow. He then proceeds to face-fuck her in her urine filled mouth, with the ferocity of an automobile piston. This ideally occurs while the man is wearing a Chauncey Billups jersey.

Optional: When urinating in her mouth, go for the "3 point shot" by taking a few steps backwards for extra distance and accuracy (just like Chauncey).

Sarah: How was the game, babe?
Derek: Great! Chauncey Billups scored 35 points!
Sarah: Oh, that's awesome, hunny!
Derek: But no points were as big as this one. Open your fucking mouth you dirt-whore!
Sarah: Oh my! Why?
Derek: Because you are asking for a piston pump, you half-retarded hooker!
Sarah: Well, ok... (opens mouth and gets on knees)
Derek: How d'ya like theeat! (urinates in mouth) Hold it! Hooold it! Don't swallow! (proceeds to "Piston Pump" her mouth) Congratulations, you are now a "Detroit Piston (pissed in)"!

by Brad Delp April 11, 2008

Go piss girl

go piss girl (GPG) is a common term used in live chats to cheer the streamer who has to go to the bathroom common term used in live chats to cheer the streamer who has to go to the bathroom.

"Brb chat, I need to use to bathroom"

"Go piss girl!" x2,437

by NotADev September 27, 2023

Pissing like a bat

When a member of the male race, usually in an alcohol enhanced state enters a foreign toilet either without light or is unable to find the light switch, he develops the innate ability to urinate with extreme accuracy,(in some case's more so than if he was aided by illumination), using only the sound produced by his strong and mighty stream against the unsuspecting water, and an initially well placed shot and thus pissing into the bowl while avoiding the walls much as a bat would fly around a cave.

Toilet guest one: Good news or bad news first?
Toilet guest two: Good
One: The toilet has heated floors
Two: whats the bad?
One: theres a leak and the light is blown
Two: ... Oh seams pissing like a bat isnt my forte.
One: o.0

by morefeind May 15, 2011

pissed with the seat down

To make a simple mistake, a schoolboy error. Taken from the terrificly silly act one can undertake if one fails to lift the lavatory seat whilst relieving one's bladder.

ORTON "Dufresne, if you want to indulge this fantasy, that's your business. Don't make it mine. This meeting's over."

ANDY "Look, if it's the squeeze, don't worry. I'd never say what goes on in here. I'd be just as indictable as you for laundering the money!"

NORTON "Don't you ever mention money to me again, you sorry son of a bitch! You've really pissed with the seat down now Dufresne. Solitary! For a cocking month!"

by Otis P Jivefunk December 26, 2008

butthole rocket piss

Butthole rocket piss is a far more vulgar, yet more apt description for unusual bowel movement. Butthole rocket piss occurs when said piss explodes from ones butthole with the force of a small rocket.

I’ve had butthole rocket piss ever since I got back from Mexico bro I can’t go out tonight

by Mcdaddy69 July 29, 2019