Seventh Planet

Uranus (sometimes pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Tarkov player

A person with no friends who has sunk 1,000s of hours into the videogame Escape from Tarkov knowing damn well they hate every second of it.

Person 1: Bro I haven't heard from koi in weeks

Person 2: Yeah He's probably playing Tarkov

Person 1: What a Tarkov player

by V0r3I0v37 September 15, 2023

Cod player

Apart of the floodgates of racism

Bro I am cod player level of racist

by Imbored9876 September 26, 2023

owen Plane

a very large and overweight person generally weighing 102kgs with a massive forehead and loves touching kids.

your such an owen plane (fat fuck).

by owens enemy October 11, 2023

Guitar player

Scarily good.
Probably has more guitars than friends.

Donavan- “I have 5 guitars!”
Lexi- “your a guitar player? So you have no friends?”
Donavan- “aren’t you my friend?”
*awkward silence*

by Bitchless-Lesbian October 23, 2023

MP3 player

An old device from 1997, used for playing music but you have to transfer the files of songs first. Warning: Not a touch screen.

I musician recommended that I used an MP3 player for musical ears and guitar playing

by Definition-idiot teen October 29, 2023

Jimmy Payne

A particularly fuckable individual. A man who carries himself with standard, and respect. One might refer to Jimmy Payne as a man among men.

“You hear Jimmy Payne wrapped the spaceship in Free Guy posters”
“You hear Jimmy Payne got the Tism?”

by Professor Psymin October 30, 2023