Shittin' my tits

A phrase used to describe an unlikely or unfortunate event. Often used to express disbelief.

"There is a really hard test today in Calculus"
"Are you shittin' my tits right now? I haven't even studied!"

by Mike Beckwith March 17, 2008

My 6-click

A term used to identify your friends that you trust to watch your six. In the military, watching your six means to watch your back. So the people in your 6-click is the select few people that you trust to watch your six.

"I got your six, bro."

"You guys are in my 6-click."

by Juanito The Joker April 4, 2014

Stretched to My Ears

A phrase used by a male or female to describe the quality of the anal or vaginal pounding they received.

Sandy: Hi Carla. How was your date last night with Roger.
Carla: It was great. I am Stretched to My Ears. I can barely walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015

split my gooch

1) The phrase used to express injury in general

2) Something you say when you're really fucking angry

3) When you're skateboarding, riding a horse, or simply fucking too hard and you rip the seam between your testicles and your asshole

4) An alternate term for fucking

1) Jesus: What the fuck did you do to your knee?

Noah: I split my gooch man!

2) "That really splits my gooch!"

3) "Dude, I nailed the 50-50 off that rail, but I came down on my board and split my gooch."

4) Jebediah: There's a lot of gooch to split in this club tonight.

Moses: Isn't that why we came to the gay club?

by goochsplitter123 June 17, 2015

stuff my turkey

Stuff my turkey is the correct way of saying fuck my ass or put it in my butt. Usually this term is only used on thanksgiving. Gobble gobble gobble!

Hey baby when your done stuffing your face why dont you come here and stuff my turkey

by whitechyna32 February 29, 2016

cachungus my nungus

A term used to greet friends.

Friend 1: Cachungus my nungus

Friend 2: was poppin boi

by ItzYaBoiVegeta August 9, 2017

Lick My Grundle

Telling a person to Lick your grundle is a better way to say kiss my ass. It a disgraceful thing to say to one nonetheless necessary if someone is being annoying and this insult fits nicely. It’s lets one know that what they said is so stupid or rude the next step for them to lick my grundle.

Tom: Hey I heard u made a 43 on your math test ur so stupid
Me: How bout lick my grundle jackass

by Mr. Blacklungs August 26, 2018