looks don't matter to me

But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.

In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.

by QuacksO December 25, 2019

No... I don't...

No. I don't need to forgo instant gratification and no you don't have the right to deny me just because my gratification would be too instant for your liking.

Hym "No... I don't... If I feel like seeking instant gratification I can seek instant gratification. You don't have the right to impose that on anyone externally just because I'd be gratified too instanly for your liking. The group home that sustains the existence of the retard on the other hand..."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2023

Don't get succored in!

A cautionary statement dat you tell someone who is being appealed to by a crybaby con-man begging for a handout.

One should always carefully do his research beforehand to determine whether someone who's bawling and blubbering for help actually needs it --- don't get succored in!

by QuacksO August 23, 2023

Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

Hey, don't care bitch

How about YOU let go of YOUR ego and allow YOURSELF to be controlled turd-man? YOU do the fucking thing you're telling the abstract phantom to do. How does that sound?

Hym "Hey, don't care bitch. I'm not hooking myself up to your retard farming apparatus. That's why Jordan Peterson is posting pictures of milking porn. That's ALL you motherfuckers do. Hook people up to your people farm and live off the proceeds while doing NOTHING."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

Don't be a hafsa right now

Someone who throws tantrums and stomps when things don't go there way. A desi Karen.

Don't be a hafsa right now.

by Mn44 December 16, 2023

don't bully me I'll cum

a term that a femboy or someone who thinks their funny whilst crying over the facts they’re bitchless spending their nights in their parents basement.

Nerdy ass kid: “don't bully me I'll cum”
Everyone else: “shut your bitch ass up nigga you dad left you” etc.

by Zestied December 18, 2023