dire straight

When a heterosexual is in an uncomfortable, non-heterosexual, situation.

Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.

by Nyktlplk January 12, 2023

Straight Fixin’

When muttered or even shouted, this 2 word phrase serves as ambiguous disapproval of the actions of another, with no need for further explanation.

Typically this eye-witness exclamation will forecast a poor outcome of one’s actions while they are still in the making.

Example:
A couple watching a neighbor through their window as he struggles angrily to start a chainsaw in the driveway of his treeless property…
Husband: “Straight Fixin’”
Wife: “mmmhmmmm”

by Dascool27 June 23, 2022

STRAIGHT BALL

Pull your pants down and navigate to the right ball.

the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.

Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021

Straight up full baguette

an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.

Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.

by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017

Bmore straight jacket

Bmore born to permanently end up in a rubber padded cell. The Asylum is waiting. You know your crazy and so do they. The Pratt awaits.

That asshole is a looney tune. He's a fucking Bmore straight jacket.

by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

Super straight

Invalid #2

Knuckles from sonic boom; I’m actually super straight, not dreamsexual!
Knuckles; SKULLLLEMOJIIIIIIII!

by fortcraft moment February 12, 2025