ur mom

mom jokes usually used as a placeholder for jokes u dont have any1 4

ur mom is so fat that the doctor was ready to help her give birth

by why are u reading my name August 21, 2022

ur ancestors incest

The immortal insult, it is like ur family tree lgbt squared, all other insults are disregarded and sent to the shadow realm.

Bill- "Hey bob ur mom gay lol"
Bob- "ur dad lesbian"
Bill- "ur family tree lgbt"
Bob- "ur ancestors incest"
Bill- *kermits suicide*

by Hoxtonbutlitter June 10, 2018

Ur mum public good

An even more devastating insult based on 'ur mum gay'. It's so destructive and intellectually stimulating, apply with caution.

Sam: "Ur mum is non-excludable and non-rivalrous, ur mum public good"

Valen: *Deleted from existence*

by Morganfr33farm May 29, 2018

Ur Grandpap a Trap

The most powerful insult to one's name. This phrase, when uttered, can rupture most of the brain cells of the target, on some occasions causing them to explode. This phrase is more powerful than Ur mom gay, Ur dad lesbian, and Ur granny tranny combined. It is also unable to be countered by No U.

Fred: Ur Mom gay.
Ted: Ur Dad lesbian.
Fred: Ur Granny Tranny.
Ted: Ur Grandpap a trap.
Fred: *Explodes and fucking dies*

by The_Kaweshosaur May 16, 2018

ur brother a mother

The biggest roast of all time. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grandmammy tranny, ur grandpap trap, ur sister mister, no u are all inferior.

oofer: ur mom gay
pleb: ur dad lesbian
oofer: no u
pleb: ur grandmammy tranny
oofer: ur sister a mister
pleb: ur grandpap trap
oofer: but ur brother a mother
pleb: *instantly in hell*

by Dropped My Idiot February 1, 2019

URE

Awkward but still cool needs to get a life. Nice smile thinks their cool.

Your jus like ure bro.

by Factual statemnts November 21, 2021

Ur mom

A bad joke similar to my life

what did u do last night ?
In ur mom!

LAUGH

by Ueeees October 1, 2021