Jizz Monkey

A person who is known to masturbate frequently, and is also and idiot, who is often unattractive like a primate, thus the "monkey". Other wise known as a freak

Jizzmonkey- I screwed myself over your milf last night
Guy- Ow thats disgusting you ugly Jizz Monkey!

by FailWinner October 10, 2009

Tree monkey

Woman of questionable looks....Including but not constrained to any of the following facial/body issues; hair in facial regions more commonly known to the male gender, longer then average wingspan, hair on small of back etc

Damn dude you didnt go home w/ that hairy ass tree monkey last night did you?

by Dj Frydae May 28, 2006

bitch monkey

sex slave or just a slave, someone that always does things for you when you ask 'em to,

milhouse is bart's bitch monkey

that sexy boy is going to be my bitch monkey
your my bitch monkey

by houstongirl September 19, 2009

Sky Monkey

When a couple, usually a man and a woman, are both high on heroine during sex. As the woman is on top of the man giving oral sex, the man ejaculates so much that he causes the woman to choke and gag.

Bob: Oh man, last night, me and my girlfriend were on so much heroine, that when she was blowing me, I sky monkey'd her so bad! She was on the ground choking for so long!
Adam: Woah bro, at least you didnt give her a amish plow!

by Timmy C January 4, 2009

Monkey Nuts

Very large, hairy testicles.

Mike has huge monkey nuts.

by Sturcy June 13, 2006

Cheese Monkey

Someone who likes to sniff other peoples bums, any sex or sexuality.

"omg, he was Cheese Monkey-ing like a badman last night"
"eww really"
"mhm"

by Bridget Knows Dirty Words October 23, 2007

Rigger Monkey

a bald headed man that is repeatedly sodomized by offshore riggers.

That guy thinks he knows everything, but he's really just a rigger monkey!

by Shower Stalker March 29, 2003