Lick My Grundle

Telling a person to Lick your grundle is a better way to say kiss my ass. It a disgraceful thing to say to one nonetheless necessary if someone is being annoying and this insult fits nicely. It’s lets one know that what they said is so stupid or rude the next step for them to lick my grundle.

Tom: Hey I heard u made a 43 on your math test ur so stupid
Me: How bout lick my grundle jackass

by Mr. Blacklungs August 26, 2018

Drain my lizard

Taking a piss

Guy: Hold up guys, I gotta drain my lizard

by laserman413 October 1, 2017

my charming moon

So many thoughts where should I start?

You’re literally my happy days and more having you around means the world to me . you’re the reason why I believe in love, my safe place, my girl and the one who takes my breath away every time we talk or even me looking at your pics. I’m literally on my knees for you. I know we had our ups and downs and that made me realize how deeply I’m in love with you and how much our bond is getting stronger day by day that we created a safe place for the two of us. I’m looking forward to make things up and grow together and to make this love bloom as it should.
I love you withe my whole heart <3

I could admire my charming moon for the rest of my life

by 6m6m January 4, 2023

Juice My Juicer

Another way to express to your friends that you're going to jerk off

"Man I wanna juice my juicer."
"Go for it, bro."

by OlliJuicer November 20, 2020

stuff my turkey

Stuff my turkey is the correct way of saying fuck my ass or put it in my butt. Usually this term is only used on thanksgiving. Gobble gobble gobble!

Hey baby when your done stuffing your face why dont you come here and stuff my turkey

by whitechyna32 February 29, 2016

Hack my flow

When someone copies you and you get salty

Yo man he is copying me he is trying to copy my jawline he’s trying to hack my flow

by Memeguy65 November 11, 2019

hulk my hogan

The act of aggressively giving a male a handjob, often to the point of discomfort.

Martha told me that she'd be down to hulk my hogan when my parents go on vacation.

by Boogie Bash April 26, 2011