Roffeys law

I'm the event of a traumatic experience or a medical issue resulting in a possible or potential death, no denning is to be near, close, around, in premises of, or jurisdiction of atleast 30km of the roffey in question.

Veronica can't go to the hospital because of "roffeys law"

by Roffeydog December 28, 2023

Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage

"You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"

After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!

by QuacksO July 31, 2018

Down By Law

Phrase from the 80s

"We can shoot a fair one,I'm not affiliated, I don't need to be, Im down by law, homeboy!" Ny/Nj Circa 80s urban slang

by #strictlyoldschool April 1, 2021

property law

colouring in department, place where dots are joined

Q: where's my highlighter gone?
A: colouring in took it.

by Aslan June 14, 2004

step-co-aunt-in-law

Spouse's steppibling's wife.

My step-co-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

stepsister-in-law

1- Stepsibling's wife.
2- Spouse's stepsister.

stepsister-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

half-co-nephew-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's husband.

half-co-nephew-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024