hairy savage

A fearless human, with ape and savage like characteristics. Has no self control, and is wild. Jumps around, and is different than a normal human.

Andrew calm down you hairy savage!
man, that hairy savage needs to take it easy

hairy savage by Taylor Trecartin January 27, 2008

HairyBeef 

n. cow meat which has at some stage in its production been exposed to hair.

Maw Parker: I got you steaks for dinner kids.
Kid #1: Cool.
Kid #2: There's hair on my beef!
(Other kids all snigger at the connotations)

HairyBeef by Terry Deary June 2, 2005

Ed Hardy Water 

Ed Hardy Water is a "premium" water company that uses regular water to fill their ridiculously designed water bottles. They advertise the water as "structured water."

"Oh, excuse me. You caught me putting vasoline on my lips to keep them very kissable. Give me one second while I take a sip of my Ed Hardy water, which contains hexangle molecules of gold and platinum."

Ed Hardy Water by xicetraex January 30, 2010

Hairy Sand Dollars 

A female's nipples, surrounded in hair

Yeah, she's got a nice rack, but under the bra there's a set of hairy sand dollars...

She needs to pluck some nipple hairs and get rid of them hairy sand dollars...

Hairy Sand Dollars by KooKooKachew March 15, 2009

Hairy Potter 

A young wizard boy who dyes his pubes green like magic spell.

That faggot's a Hairy Potter

Hairy Potter by AsherBigCock March 11, 2017

harrylambos

Harry is a gr8t lad. He has black or ginger hair. He works in a bowling alley or at a movie theater and he is very very gay although he doesnt like showing it during work hours. Secretly he wishes to be a drag queen and change his name to Laquisha. His celebrity crush is zayn malik

-hey do u know harrylambos from work?
- yasss i love that hoeeee

harrylambos by rawrxDalldayeveryday October 7, 2019

harryflorals 

the devil works hard but harryflorals works harder. harries would be nowhere without them

"harryflorals just posted a photo."

harryflorals by treathwithkindness December 28, 2021