Booty Hair

The hair in yo butthole that dingle berries get caught in

That mans booty hair is a fucking jungle, Jesus fucking Christ

by BigBubba69420 June 19, 2022

Weiner Hair

The hair that grows out of the tip of ones dick

Dude my weiner hair is out of control

by OhMrKrabs December 12, 2016

permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .

Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.

by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015

kilt hair

dark, thick, you can grease it up nice if you need to but it is not naturally greasy

Man, that dude's got kilt hair!

by scobberlotch April 26, 2011

Pubic hair

n. Organic dental floss

There's nothing worse than getting a pubic hair in your sandwich.

by anonymous April 29, 2022

Hair Reboot

V. Where one has to stop, and start over on fixing your hair usually by re-wetting and then drying and styling.

Dude my hair looks like ass, i need a hair reboot

by yodady14 December 9, 2010