austins dad

hes somewhere in the milky way or maybe further...

austins dads back

by BTS DOG EAATER November 13, 2022

Dad

Big gorilla balls that dance while humping your mother named Lucas pressnall

I walked in on dad bouncing into my mouth

by Sugogndeze Mama March 23, 2022

My dad

The shittiest father there could ever be

My dad went to go get the milk and he never came back

by Lulej4 May 4, 2023

Dad

Dad has kids with his wife. He always tells dumb jokes but can be nice and funny at times. Doesn’t like spending a lot of money even tho we have plenty of it. We live very cheap his kids are not allowed to flush the toilet and after his kids are done In the bath he saves the bath water.

Dad: when I was young I looked at the moon

Son: I know

by Smart definitions December 22, 2019

Dad

Who?

Son: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: The store son.
Son: When will you be back?
Dad: 20 minutes.
5 years later...

by Fingerblaster42069 May 17, 2019

Hollys dad

Piece of shit

“What’s that brown stuff on the floor”
“Oh that’s just hollys dad”

by Babz March 2, 2021

Dad Lattergrass

A werewolf from the 70's.

That Dad Lattergrass really pities da fools.

by The definitions offspring February 26, 2023