Bro has no enemies

“Bro has no enemies” is a phrase that can be used to describe a person who will forgive someone for doing the most disrespectful shit imaginable

Guy 1 “Did you hear Jhon forgave Blake after he slept with his sister?!”

Guy 2 “bro has no enemies”

by I have no enemies August 22, 2023

Dude Man Bro

The ultimate bro. Dude Man Bro is a bromosapien from the ancient and distant land of monbrolia where he was a brofessional singer for the brolling stones. He enjoys crushing pussy, kegs, and golf balls while drinking brotein shakes. His only flaw is his ego emissions which are damaging the brozone layer.

Friend 1:How is this guy picking up all these chicks?
Friend 2: Because he's Dude Man Bro.

by richcarts July 27, 2010

you mad bro?

the automatic response to a person who has just raged or ragequitted.

to make a raging person rage even more by asking the most ironic question.

todd: WHAT THE HELL. HE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE AND GOT A NUKE.
murray: you mad bro?
todd: -rages even more-

by murrayspseudonym July 7, 2011

Trust Me Bro

Investing advice based on no fundamental or technical analysis.

Trust me bro guy: This play is done. The street is gonna run ticker XYZ to $$$. Shorts gonna get vap-o-rized.
Me: Why, exactly?
Trust me bro guy: ...

by phouse August 8, 2022

con bro chill

chill lax bro, with serious flow. very cool about everything and has close relations to Floseidon (God of all flow).

brianna: shit, my cats on fire

vannie: dude con bro chill

brianna: yeah, lets get some lunch

vannie: ok

by vk123 January 16, 2011

bros b4 hoes

-to put your guy friends above female friends and even your girlfriend. This means; No ditching, flaking, snitching, or trying to steal his girlfriend.

Guy - Dude, are you coming to the game with us?
Other Guy - I can't, I'm taking my girlfriend shopping
Guy - Bros b4 Hoes
Other Guy - Ok, I'll call her and cancel

-or-

Guy - I was completely wasted last night and cheated on my girlfriend
Other Guy - Dude, not cool. I'm gonna tell her
Guy - C'mon, Bros b4 Hoes
Other Guy - Or I won't tell her

by Gangsta Gangsta December 9, 2008

bro's before ho's

Rule of life. Friends before females. Many males who become pussywhipped will break this rule by hanging with their girlfriend over hanging with their male friends.

John stayed home with Shannon instead of coming to the Super Bowl party his friends threw.

Brian told his girlfriend to screw off and wen tto the party, thereby adhereing to Bro's before Ho's.

by jdswtf July 20, 2008