banana carpet

weird phrase (hopefully never used) to describe a carpet that someone hs spilled yellow lotion onto. this is a phrase you most likely will never use

"man you wont believe it. when i bought home that lotion i fucking spilled it and pulled a banana carpet

by ppsucker49 October 15, 2019

Banana

A delicious fruit that also is a boy’s downstairs

Bob “what fruit is that?”
Jeff “a big banana...”

by xxd thiccboi August 4, 2019

buy bananas

Announcing to someone that you need to poop.

A post on Reddit in the TIFU reddit on 5th august 2019 titled "TIFU by not paying attention to my wifes bathroom usage." is the origin of this term.

I need to buy bananas

by Swooch August 6, 2019

Banana-ram

When a very obese woman knuckles her vagina in a public place.

Shari has her pants around her ankles in the bar, again. You think she is about to banana-ram? Poor Josh and John have to get the mop out.

by DriftinLuke August 18, 2019

banana sauce

cool , super cool
maximum lit / hype

“that’s totally banana sauce.”

“that party was absolute banana sauce”

by banana_sauce August 23, 2019

Buffing the banana

Wanking too hard and too fast...

Guy 1: "I wanked last night"
Guy2: " Wow you probably buffed that banana"
Thats buffing the banana

by Im gayyyyy6969 September 5, 2019

Banana

Banana is a fruit that monkeys eat

What else did you expect you fucking retard?!

Bob: hey what is s banana
Fred: its a fucking fruit you fucking monkey!

by Firefly2015 September 12, 2019