dry anal sex

having anal sex without lube

I tried to have dry anal sex, but then I always was in quite a bit of pain.

by Jake_Long June 07, 2014

anal dwelling but monkey

a monkey that is dewlling in your anus

dude look. . . .

you've got an anal dwelling but monkey

shit man

by lozz11111 November 09, 2007

The Anal Reset Button

When Having vaginal sex in the doggy style position extremely fast and you slip out and your dick slides into her ass causing her to A: pass out from shock! B: jump across the room! C: scream! Or D: all of the above! This shares some similarities to the use and effects of reset buttons on tomagotchi's and other assorted digital pets!

Kyle:I was fuckin my girl from behind and hit her anal reset button! She blacked out for a second but then we got back to business!

Matt: gotta love The Anal Reset Button!

Kyle and Matt: Crank Dat Tomagotchi!!!

by matt-becker April 06, 2009

Anal Airbag

When ones sexual partner inserts a deflated balloon in the male/females anus. They then keep the end of the balloon out so the partner can blow it up. You may use various items to pump the balloon. You can either pop the balloon with air pressure or tie the balloon after blowing it up a substantial amount, the partner than uses their dick or a dildo to insert with the balloon in the anus. Keep using the penis or dildo to try to pop the balloon, thus creating an anal airbag.

Stacy and I love to play chess and do the anal airbag.

by fuglypug February 01, 2017

Anal Beatle

A medium sized ant found on Mt Kembla train tracks

Calum was so exited when he saw the Anal Beatle because he hadent eated in days

by Meerkat April 27, 2008

Anal Playback

one day they overhear you talking about something and act like they don't care

the next day they bring up the same subject, hoping to strike up a conversation and eventually have gay butt sex with you

Dan: hey Zack remember how in middle school the teachers would give us candy if we did our homework?

Nick: you guys are so gay, why would you talk about that faggy subject

*next day*

Nick: Hey Dan, remember how in middle school they would give us candy for doing homework?

Dan: shut the fuck up with this Anal Playback, you dumb ass piece of anal creampie, i know what you're trying to do

by ilike2rock October 21, 2010

Jewish anal cumspot

words to be used in the place of 'fuck' or to be used as a name for someone

Bro 1: "Did you drop the hammer dude?"

Bro 2: "Jewish anal cumspot!!"


"Dude, why are you such a jewish anal cumspot?!?!"

by Chief1234 April 01, 2009