Chris

The hottest motherfucker I’ve ever met. He always has his hair up in a bun. He’s kind of short but it’s fine because his friends are at his same height. All of his friends call him a Reese right. He likes to think he’s so cool because he lives in Obetz.

Hey do you know a guy named Chris
Yeah isn’t he a reese rat
Yep

by A homosexual September 7, 2021

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Chris

A Chris is a vagabond soumoun like dont be near a Chris you gonna end up crying <3

Chris: butthole
Person 1:*cries*

by adormyahh September 19, 2021

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Chris

Chris is a nice guy who is his own person loves the people around him and loves his girlfriend

. Nut don’t let Chris get to you because he’ll turn on you very quickly.

Girl 1 “what happend”
Girl 2 Chris cheated on me

Girl 3 oh really I didn’t know you guys were still together we’ve been talking for a while

by Urworstnightmare199 November 17, 2022

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Chris

Chris, or "having a Chris" is a synonym/slang for the drug marijuana. Popular in New Zealand/Australian slang.

"Hey bro, you guys getting on the Chris tonight?"
"Yeah, mate. Me and the gang are getting on the Chris tonight!"

by tfhb669 March 28, 2024

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Chris

he could never imagine the struggle of periods. labor. periods, he apologizes to women. he is also a 6'2 feminist, drives a Lamborghini, ripped, hates period cramps, loves women, hates misogyny, and the utmost heterosexual male.

wow he just saved woman he's such a Chris...

by Chrisisafeminist2036 November 19, 2024

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chris

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. a fucken pussy, the biggest drama queen. TOXIC WASTE NEED TO GET RID. gaslighter. fucken bitch. will NEVER ADMIT HE IS WRONG. god complex. full of weird fetishes. needs to find another hobby..... PLEASE LEAVE TATI ALONE. thank you. going into teaching for the kids. flawed human. somethings need to be worked on.

chris thinks he is a god.

by devmilflarge February 19, 2022

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