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straight

scum of the earth usually applies to men cause they aren't shit
Me: What sexuality are you?

You: Straight.

Me: I think im gonna be sick...
by Teriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii October 11, 2022
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Straight

The sexuality straight is when any gender likes only men. You don’t have to be a woman to be straight, you can be genderfluid, Demi girl and boy, non-binary, agender, and more! Men loving men isn’t straight since it’s the same gender so that is the sexuality called gay.
Mary(non-binary and likes men)- I’m straight actually so please don’t call me gay!

Emily(bisexual and female) “you’re gay!! Your non-binary liking men, that’s still gay!”

Mary—“I’m not gay, liking only men equals to you being straight.”

Emily—“thanks for telling me! I didn’t know that, sorry if I offended you!”
by the educated scarlet December 21, 2021
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Straight Man Syndrome

(as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.
Me: Jessica, I have straight man syndrome.
Jessica: What? there’s another one?
by Raizkii April 14, 2025
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beat a straight day

Beat a straight day is a day where you can beat any person, male/female who is attracted to the opposite sex. This occurs every year on the 27th of February.
by mikeoxlongrvanurs June 25, 2022
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how to be straight

crowd yourself in women or men depends on your sexuality and ask them all out then boom!! u prooved ur straight:,)
“im so fucking gay..;(im gonna crowd myself in girls and kiss them all!, wow! im straight now! i hope..” and thats how to be straight!
by anonymous August 2, 2021
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Super Straight

A more intense word for a person who is 100% straight and totally not closeted.
Person 1: Hey, are you gay?
Person 2: Nah, I'm super straight, I only like women.
by InternationalViagra October 24, 2023
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Straight head

When a man asks another man for head. But they’re wearing Socks
“He just asked me for straight head!!!!”

*panic*
by Hellokittyemobitch July 19, 2020
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