Douch Monger

A person who is not only a total douch, but a complete tool who wears abercrombie and fitch polos tucked into their white shorts, slicks their hair back with hair gel, and wear visors like they were brought to the future from the late 90's
Man, that dudes such a douch monger, I just want to take his visor and punch him in the mouth
by JimmyNuetronBoyGenius September 20, 2009
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Douche-Kanush

An extremely douchy person. Someone that brings the definition of a "douchebag" to a whole new level.
"That dude was a complete Douche-Kanush"
by Lizzislovee June 20, 2021
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douche nuggets

Individual pieces of a bloody tampon
When she pulled out her tampon, little douche nuggets had fallen off.
by tqmidget85 July 08, 2008
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Douche Slap

Douche Slap: v. def: When someone is being such a moron that they should be slapped in the face with a douche.
ex. "Would someone please douche slap that dumbass?"

by BeaverSlapper July 15, 2008
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douche monggler

someone who monggles douches..
1.no man i will not chill with you, you are a douche monggler.
2.wow o weez your such a fag you must monggle douches
3.whats a douche monggler?.. someone who is a monggler of douches.
4. mom stop bothering me you douche monggler.
by cheerios3 November 28, 2008
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chat douche

A person who clones screen names of other chatters to harass,stalk or humiliate other chatters so that person gets
his own personal gratification to justify his own sad life.
Danieldkluc:wow i see my clone stalker is back in the room again
Gillys777x:yeah he is such a chat douche for doing that to people
by danieldkluc July 02, 2011
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douche-a-louche

1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.
Friend 1 – "This guy I’m seeing is such a douche-a-louche, he texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!"
Friend 2 – "Wow! Please never speak to him again!"
by Christine Cascio June 18, 2008
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