douche quivers

The quivering effect that a woman can get during an orgasm which is similar to the effect that can happen when douching.

I gave that chick the douche quivers three times last night.

by The District August 11, 2007

douche nuggets

Individual pieces of a bloody tampon

When she pulled out her tampon, little douche nuggets had fallen off.

by tqmidget85 July 7, 2008

douche quief

The almost unbearable nagging persistent uncontrollable pussy

Greg would love to drop kick douche quief

Thanks for giving me your douche quief.

by Booty Snatchin Pirates August 5, 2008

douche monster

When someone you thought was your friend is being annoying and won't shut up.

I.E. a douche.

You: LALALALALALALALLA

Me. God! Shut up!! You are such a douche monster some times.

by you know who it is12123235 October 21, 2010

Douche Slap

Douche Slap: v. def: When someone is being such a moron that they should be slapped in the face with a douche.

ex. "Would someone please douche slap that dumbass?"

by BeaverSlapper August 6, 2008

Logical Douche

A person that has to have everything logical

Dude you got like a million feet of air!
Logical douche: that's impossible you would die from those heights

by o T-Rev o October 22, 2011

Insta-Douche

a tall, lanky, austrailian douchebag.

You're an "insta-douche" for taking up six washers.

Dude! You used pacifism and arrest on 8 of my creatures! You're such an insta-douche!

by Jace Beleren February 27, 2011