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Piss in my hand

The act of putting your hand either in front of the penis or under the vagina to intercept piss as it flows out. A warm to mildly hot sensation may follow.
"Its freezing out here Elyssa.. Can you piss in my hand to prevent frostbite?"
by E Dellz July 6, 2009
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1 hand surfer

to surf the web for porn, by having one hand on the mouse and the other on your dick also be one handed typist.
i didnt answer the door cause i was one hand surfing
by yyou November 2, 2003
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my left hand

Used for masturbatory purposes, and generally anything else that is not considered 'writing', which I am somehow only capable of doing legibly using my right hand.
'Since your handwriting looks like vomit in written form, I shall forge this with my left hand so it appears more accurate.'
by Aiden Mars April 12, 2008
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mexican hand grenade

when one craps in their hand and throws it at a group of people
I could be wrong, but i think that kid is preparing to throw a mexican hand grenade at us.
by freshdreads May 1, 2010
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Notional Hand Job

The act of giving someone an imaginary hand job. This is done by shaking a a closed fist in the air, simulating a stroking action. This action is used for a wide variety of reasons, whether it is for raising morale, thanking someone, or congratulating someone. It is in no way wrong for one man to give another a notional hand job, because the it's notional, and not real. Either sex can give either sex a notional hand job.
"I gave my friend a ride home and since he did not have gas money, he returned the favor by giving me a notional hand job."
by Notionally Existing September 6, 2011
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holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.
'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty git!'
by Uncle Whippity May 8, 2008
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Gland-in-hand combat

The act of pleasuring oneself by males.
Lumbergh was in the bathroom conducting a special ops mission engaging in gland-in-hand combat.
by J Rogers September 8, 2005
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