The act of putting your hand either in front of the penis or under the vagina to intercept piss as it flows out. A warm to mildly hot sensation may follow.
by E Dellz July 6, 2009
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by yyou November 2, 2003
Get the 1 hand surfer mug.Used for masturbatory purposes, and generally anything else that is not considered 'writing', which I am somehow only capable of doing legibly using my right hand.
'Since your handwriting looks like vomit in written form, I shall forge this with my left hand so it appears more accurate.'
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Get the mexican hand grenade mug.The act of giving someone an imaginary hand job. This is done by shaking a a closed fist in the air, simulating a stroking action. This action is used for a wide variety of reasons, whether it is for raising morale, thanking someone, or congratulating someone. It is in no way wrong for one man to give another a notional hand job, because the it's notional, and not real. Either sex can give either sex a notional hand job.
"I gave my friend a ride home and since he did not have gas money, he returned the favor by giving me a notional hand job."
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Get the Notional Hand Job mug.Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.
'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty git!'
'Dirty git!'
by Uncle Whippity May 8, 2008
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